Merry Xmas 2010

Merry Xmas semuanya, meski gw dah mau masuk lagi (tanggal 4 an) dan tugas menumpuk, ttp donk nyante (loh)

Potong rambut selese, SIM KTP jadi, tugas menumpuk dan blm blajar sama sekali, wuooh dahsyat

anyway, merry christmas and happy new year yah ! (tar gw post lagi , lagi males)
And happy holiday !

The future - present - past

           "Whazzup listener  , it's -add to the wind- back on track! " or something similar is what i might say if i was hired as a radio announcer, i always thought that it'll be so fcuking cool to have my own time in radio, setting up playlist and playing people's request choice of songs ,

Like when i was listening to an old music "Holy sheet, i know this cool song!"
     but when i download it and listen to it at home "is this the same song i was listening to earlier on?"

So...you see, radio station work has always been a cool - full of awesomeness job for me , dunno why i suddenly brought out this topic but i kinda recollect / saw (not the movie dude) things that made my think a bit about the future, what am i gonna do , what will i be  (No, this is not for a louzy work or such, just a random thinking i get once  upon a time...there was this girl, she eat too much that she obese herself then died  in a while )

I actually have lot of things i want to tried out / advanced learning /know more , starting from Disc-jokey , beatboxing , little bit of b-boy maybe , Office Boy  have my own band and lot'so-huggin-bear  lots of other stuff ...and we'll see how things will go next ...

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Some random stuff from today :

1] One of my friends , let's say ' arr and dee ' have shockingly discovered - busted infront of the class of visiting blogspot with LITTLE  bit of mature content, hahaha, dude if you're reading this, don't worry, it's normal, you're a dude and proud ! --> on the bright side

(on the dark side, shoot ! i have less reader than mature content page which is not suprising at all ,  so anyway , i'm still happy that i could write so much thing in here, banzai ! )

2] You never know how much a thing / person can encourage you and work as 'lock and key' hypothesis (hahaha, i still got my biology , Penabur friends !)

3] What you do now determine ( read: d-ter-mun , not d-ter-mined -->i'll remember it till the day i die for sure, thank you sir ! ) what you'll be in the future

4] "How i met your mother" series rocks ! definitely even funnier than "Friends" , As barney says : "It's going to be  Aww....some !!!"

5] Another one of my friend which is currently one step closer from getting his GF is so messed up in his facebook when someone ruined a perfect status with comment about King-Kong movie in TV and Accounting homework

6] Your talkative skill on paper doesn't really work on lecturer which is formerly the rector of the college , infact he/she is 100%  immune

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And out of all, i think i am the most childish dude (yes , i'm a dude now) out of all the person i know, starting from my hobby - my food - my lack of life skill -

I don't want my life to be a meaningless - tasteless  junk food that everyone can buy, i want it to be filled with priceless - unforgettable memories, bitter -sweet- sour which combine to create a one heck of a fun life

I guess i need to grow up eventually, though i'm taking it very slowly , it's definite sure that someone - somewhere - in a certain time will arrive and i too shall discover the true meaning of life

*truly dunno what i'm going to put in the title till the last part, so i think i'll just have to go wth it
hope you didn't puke or so  from reading this, cause....i am ...Not
-later fellas-

Yet another soap opera bit ++

Sinetron udah jadi salah satu faktor yg mempengaruhi lifestyle ibu2 , bapak2 (terpaksa /dijejelin) bahkan anak2 sekolah sekalipun

Dengan pola yg uda terpattern , mulai dari efek animasi yg lebai , karaoke dengan teks, tampar2an yg ga kena sampe diskriminasi orang2 di lingkungan pendidikan ... semua itu udah bergabung menjadi 1 kesatuan layar pertelevisian yang sulit dipisahkan , tanpa adanya sinetron :
*Apa yg akan ibu2 /mbak2 lakukan tanpa adanya sinetron di sore dan malam hari ?
*Program apa yang akan dijejelkan kepada bapak2 seusai kerja selain berita ?
*Artis2 mana lagi yang akan dikenal oleh anak2 / remaja selain tukul (loh?) ?

Gw sih sendiri sebenernya ga terlalu hobi nonton sinetron, kadang sih klo gw lagi cek channel dan nemu yg gokil kaya cerita dibawah ini gw bakal tune in bentar
---Ato klo lagi ga ad acara bagus (iya, liat ceweknya aja, puas tuh gw kasitaw ? hahaha)
Ato yg terakhir pas gw maen PS (masi hobi aja gw) , mama gw setel jadi gw tau dikit2

Sebelumnya ini bagian dari post gw juga yg sempet di post di fb, check it out !

--------------Wednesday, April 21, 2010 at 9:23pm
Sumpeh deh, tadi pas gw pulang les kebetulan liat tv yg nyala dan kepasang ke salah satu channel indo yg lagi nayangin sinetron

pas gw liat bentar eh ternyata pas ngegokil, sumpe lucu amet, ketawa gak berenti gwa
kronologis(cie ilah bahasanya) kejadian di sinetronnnya gini:
-ada cewek bawa mobil nabrak tukang bakso, kepala ceweknya nabrak stang mobil -->masi ok lah

-mobilnya nabrak tukang bakso yg kuahnya jelas2 tumpah ke lantai, beberapa detik kemudian kuahnya gak tawuk terbang dari mana tiba2 bisa nyirem ibu2 pas di badannya, bis itu kameranya langsung diputer dikit, balik lagi ke ibu2 dengan mukanya udah merah (gw gak tawuk, tapi kayaknya dia itu hellboy deh) --> ini gw dah teriak2 ngakak, geblek abis

-abis itu yg lbh gak jelasnya lagi, gerobak bakso ny jalan sendiri (ato mungkin di dorong sutradaranya) ......ditambah dengan efek botol dan piring bakso pecah dengan latar berbeda , gerobaknya nimpa orang ampe luka, kaki kegiles, matanya luka dan tubuhnya banyak kaca nusuk, dan setelah orangnya mau ditolong....gobloknya lagi kaca yg nusuk2 ke tubuhnya goyang2 ketiup angin

bokap gwa: itu mah plastik, hahahah

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Hari ini, pas gw lagi makan di luar sama ortu , di tgh2 makan terjadi pembicaraan beradab usap-usap yg inti nya ngakak-in kondisi rumah gw dimana mbak gw dirumah semuanya itu teladan abis, disiplin banget, disiplin nonton sinetron dari jam 6 sore ampe selese  (iya, gw ikut nimbrung nonton juga dikit2 soalnya gw biasa klo maen PS mama gw setel sinetron - jadi gw tau sekilas lah )

Kalo malem2 gw lewat deket kamar mbak gw langsung kedengeran entah lagunya The mas-mas (Mas-ip) ato ESTEH-2-GELAS (12) yang menandakan sinetron uda mulai / abis , mbak gw itu super supel anti klo dipanggil khususnya kalo jam 9an ke atas, bukan...bukan karena takut bsk ny ga bisa bangun, tapi mo nonton sinetron

--->; terbukti klo gw / bokap tiba2 laper dan mau dibikinin indomie (males bikin ndiri, ato ga bisa luh? wkwkwk)
gw: mbak!
     NO response
gw: mbak !
     mbak: eaaa (lari2 sekenceng kecepatan cahaya)
gw: masakin indomie donk
     mbak: (cemberut2 dan secepat kilat semangkok indomie udah selese tanpa perintah /keterangan lebih lanjut, wuaaaw) --> langsung ngibrit lagi balik ke kamar lanjut nonton


Setelah mengamati pattern yang sama lebih dari 3-4 kali,  (balik lagi nih ke present) gw dan bokap gw tadi ngejoke abis2an ceritanya punya ide buat iseng gitu (praktek ny nggak ya, cuma ngemenk aja)

Jadi kita tuh ngemenk2 mo nyuru mbak gw :
Masakin indomie 3 bungkus (reaksi: uda mulai cemberut), 1 goreng - 1 kuah - 1 goreng campur kuah , wkwkwk (reaksi setara dengan lumpur sidoarjo berubah jadi lemon tea) dan nangkepin nyamuk di kamar2 (reaksi setara dengan tsunami dari WC)


Udah itu stock indomie-popmie dkk di rumah gw kemaren2 baru aja abis dimakan-in semut, gw dengan pikiran evil ny bilang "itu mungkin konspirasi indomie ny dibolongin supaya nonton sinetron ny gak keganggu , wkwkwk" (iya, lagi evil abis gw, ngakak sama bokap gw khususny di bagian indomie ampe minum tuh nyembur kemana-mana, wkwkwk, gila banget)

************Ni semua canda doank ya, klo ad kata2 yg kurang berkenan, mohon dimaafkan, tapi totally based on true story yg gak dilebih-lebih / dikurang-kurangkan
hope you enjoy !

Surprise

Surprise or as in El Spanyol would say "Sur - pe - riso" (nah just kidding, i only knew spanish from like uh dora , she never grew up doesn't she ?  fantastisco !)

Surprise always come when we least expects it, otherwise wouln't be called a surprise right, duh ?
With the surprise directly counter-act (dunno the meaning but sounds cool enough) right infront of our face, lots of reactions will occur , starting from elimination reaction - addition - subtitution , oh wait, this isn't chemistry

Its taste can be changed depends on the content and our reaction, it could go as a sweet delicious tasty chocolate up to a pee-flavoured can of soup ( dunno why i've just typed that, but what the heck - anything goes )

Scaterred in my college today, tears are flowing, smiley faces are copy-pasted to some of student's faces , the whole building collapse and many unrecognized victim are still out there lying down...lifeless ( okay i made that last part up )

But in the end, we gotta prepare our mental dude, i mean... it's all about control and perpective, if thought and seen from a good angle + you start to act, i'm sure that even the simplest little penny can someday be turned into a solid brick of gold

- El  Fabuloso ! Gracias ! -  (yeah, thx again dora)